Vessel Struck by Tornado! (foosball table)
Breaking News... On an otherwise calm Thursday afternoon at approximately 2pm Vessel was struck by a category 'Awesome' Tornado Foosball Table. Vessel First Responders Mick Schaefer, Adam Edelbrock, and Jennifer Stockhausen were deployed to the scene to administer assembly relief. "We have been able to ascertain that there were no physical injuries during delivery." said Mr. Schaefer. However, reports are surfacing that psychological damage may have been sustained by non-foosball-playing staff.
Assembly subsided by 2:45pm and the extent of the debris field became evident from across the office.
An official with the company, Peter Schwartz, issued the following statement. "We are just glad no clients were injured and all projects are still on schedule. We are choosing to view this as an opportunity to rally together and build a spirit of teamwork, cooperation and even competition in response to this man-made disaster. However, the long-term impact remains to be seen."
More to follow as this story unfolds.